Electricity -2 Squirrles-0

We lost power twice today. Once around 9am and then again at 12pm. The Dead Squirrles are the reason. The guy working for the power company was kinda shocked when he arrived the second time. He said that he has never had back to back killings since he started doing this kind of work. He suggested that we buy Payton a pellet gun and let him control the population. I think its much more effective to have the 8000 volts blowing the guts out of them. hahahah